purplegrassredrose:

I want Ben to be my husband.

purplegrassredrose:

I want Ben to be my husband.

deadghost666:

Heres my impression of dean from gilmore girls. *Big voice* rory pay attention to me. i dont understand what’s wrong with patriarchy i kind of like it? love me right now or else rory. NOW IM YELLING. rory you eat a lot. ha ha rory your moms weird. rory im jealous of everyone always. pay attention to me or ill fight someone rory. ill fight your mom. your grandfather. your friends. your moms friends. ill fight the president. ill fight my self *horrible high pitched whining that continues nonstop for 3 days.*  rory i cant fit through this doorway 

pauljbanks:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

bye bye little sebastian 

pauljbanks:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

bye bye little sebastian 

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(Source: sitcomfamily)

yeahwriters:

skottieyoung:

My Harry Potter studies over the years. 

OMG

malefactoria:

Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”

malefactoria:

Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”

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wordsoftakumi:

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

This is the pinnacle of art and all things good.

You’re up, Dagger.

conradrosetart:

Another piece of my last exhibition (detail)

conradrosetart:

Another piece of my last exhibition (detail)

Elle Women in Hollywood Awards honor Garner, Fey, Banks, Bening, Lange

When introducing her bestie and tablemate Fey, “Parks and Recreation’s” Poehler took note of the number of women in the room and called the event the "open casting call" for the all-female "Ghostbusters 3" reboot. The wise-cracking Golden Globes co-host then got sincere about her “SNL” compatriot.

Tina is so Hollywood that she doesn’t even live here. She lives in New York City,” she said. “She can do so many things well … she knows how to light up a room. Literally. She’s also a gaffer …

It’s harder to be funny than be serious,” Poehler emphasized.

She shared that Fey, who’s “the real deal” and “a real person in the real world,” had gifted her a portrait of her sons Archie and Abel made out of Legos as a wrap gift for completing “The Nest” over the summer.

I cried because I knew that my gift to Tina was a heart-shaped pillow with the word ‘butts’ on it,” she said.

You’re unapologetically the boss. You’re always the funniest person in the room,” she added, speaking directly to Fey. Poehler also noted that it was no coincidence that their buddy comedy would be hitting theaters the same weekend as the next episode of “Star Wars.”

Tina is the only one who can beat ‘Star Wars,’ you guys!" she exclaimed. "She’s my Han Solo and I’m her Chewbacca, because she’s the only one who can understand me sometimes, and I will destroy anyone who tries to hurt her.

Fey, 44, whose introductory video montage earned her applause for saying that she does everything men do but she does it in heels, thanked Poehler and “SNL” alum Rachel Dratch and teased the audience about their dirty, unpublished “SNL” moms text chain. (She joked that she’d publish it when she turned 50.)

The actress-writer-director said that when she started at “SNL” in 1996, she knew she was brought there to write for the women in the cast, to try to help get them onto the show.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I want points on [Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph’s] ‘Bridesmaids’ even though it had nothing to do with me.

She also shared her “deep sadness” over the loss of “SNL” alumna Jan Hooksearlier this month.

Jan deserved a big movie career, a bigger one. Certainly a bigger one than … Rob Schneider,” she said, earning the room’s laughter before she recalled how glad she was to have cast Hooks on “30 Rock” in 2010 to play Jenna Maroney’s mother.

(Source: apocalarious)

febricant:

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[Tina Fey] had gifted [Amy Poehler] a portrait of her sons Archie and Abel made out of Legos as a wrap gift for completing “The Nest” over the summer.

"I cried because I knew that my gift to Tina was a heart-shaped pillow with the word ‘butts’ on it," she said.

[x] (via apocalarious)

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